Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Once Upon A Long Time Ago

He was about 8 years old.  He sat on the toilet for what seemed an eternity.  I'm in the living room talking to my girlfriend who lived next door.

Boy:  (yelling) "MOOOMMMM!!!  Bring me some juice!!!!"

Me: "Whaaaaaaaaaat?  Juice?  You're going potty."

Boy:  "I can't go poop!!  Justin says if you drink juice, it'll help you go poop."

Me:  "Boy!  It doesn't work like have to dr........"  Boy:  "Never mind mom!!   I think I got it!!"

Turn to girlfriend, mouth open to say something about the conversation to see her head down on the table, shoulders shaking from laughing.

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