Crazy Ass Neighbor

I have a crazy ass neighbor.  I enjoy the free mowing of the yard, since I didn't ask him to do that, the free trimming of my overgrown bushes, since I didn't ask him to do that, but trimming my overgrown trees in my backyard that go over your fence by approximately 1 inch and then throwing all the cuttings into my back yard?  Not enjoying that.  Freak.

Whaaaaaaa????

Now why the hell did DUI ads show up in my google ad bar after my last post?  Google is weird.  It's like they're trying to confuse and piss me off.

Jesus Christ I'm bad at this

But I do promise to TRY and improve.  I'm going to write some random thoughts I've had recently:

Why do I get upset if someone makes a comment about something I wrote and they get all offensivey?  I can't tell you how many times I had to retype what I wrote because the claws instantly came out and I wanted to snark all over their ass.

I think I have anger issues.

I think my memory is starting to go.  Along with my hormones.  According to the doctor, my hormones are normal.  Really?  Then why do I have this strong instinctive feeling to rip your head off and replace it with a barbie head.

I think I have anger issues.

I really love my rescue dog.  He's so great.  I love watching him walk in a U turn when he wags his tail really hard because he's happy I'm home.  My ex never did that.  That's a bonus with getting a dog over a boyfriend.

I think my dog helps my anger issues.

I wasn't talking about comments on this blog because I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who reads this site.

I really need to take the time to snaz this site up a bit.  It needs a little sump'n.