New Year's Resolution

I resolute to get noticed by the bloggers that I refresh about every 20 minutes to see if they posted anything else that will make me shoot coffee out of my nose while working.  Oh yea, and the usual......lose weight, be kinder, don't scowl, don't kill others, blah blah.....well, here's hoping.  Regarding the other bloggers, when I learn how to do it, I will totally link their sites on here because they write some of the funniest shit I've read to date.  I read them religiously and if any of them commented on something I wrote, I swear I would pee my pants.  You know, after I screamed "OHMYFUCKINGOD....OHMYFUCKINGOD!!!!!!"  Yup, that's my resolution.  Get noticed by people I have never met and who have no idea that I exist.